A roast beef sandwich with oreos in it. Wait, I can achieve this one myself! Nix the oreo roast beef sandwich, I'll go buy the ingredients now. How about just a million dollars today.
That this was written yesterday.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
A lifetime supply of lifetime supplies.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
To be a master pianist, or the ability to touch master pianists and make them forget how to play.
Monday, February 25, 2008
For leaders of all nations to embrace peace, human rights, and cooperation, except for one small country that'll stay evil so Bond movies have a place to make the bad guy from.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Magic gloves that would allow me to crush things, including large objects like cars and sharks, at a distance by balling my fist.
