For those astronauts to have not been killed by the evil Kryptonians. That part always makes me cry.

And for Superman to not have fired a laser beam from his hand. Did the scriptwriter not even look at the comic?

So again I find myself with a four day wish backlog. How about I wish for good mirror image versions of the Four Horseman to roam the earth? Life, Peace, Health, and Snacks.

Cherry tomatoes that actually taste like cherry. False advertising.

To invent an enduring knock-knock joke.

The Department of Sufficient Crunch, a federal agency entirely devoted to enforcing the policy that restaurants serve oyster crackers with soup.

The power of earth.

The power of wind.

The power of water.

The power of air.

That's right, four wishes to make up for lost time and I'm not asking for the power of heart. Go suck on it Ma-Ti. Have fun being the useless one.

Trouble in River City. They have it coming.

A beer with Alan Moore would be pretty great.

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/primer_alan_moore

Of course a beer is kinda mundane, so let's say a beer with Alan Moore in Atlantis while we are both honored guests of Poseidon.

World peace, but on the distant alien planet of Krzzynishnyakqu'ark.

A glass globe that if destroyed would unleash the apocalypse, precariously placed on a high shelf in my home as decoration. That way if I had a bad day I could loudly curse in the street, "Screw this! I'm going home to shatter my world ending orb!" and people would flock to me to provide consolation and comfort foods in the hopes of avoiding global destruction.

(in order from bottom up to the top)

And ten billion dollars.

Maybe one of those apple phones that can go online wouldn't hurt. That would ensure more regular access to wishing. I'll have one of those, whatever they're called. If only they were advertised more so I could recall the name. Alternatively what would also work would be a guy that's on the internet all the time that I can just call with my regular cell phone and order to do my internet stuff for me.

That people understand that 'daily' is only mostly literal.

Amazing chessmaster skills, which I would use to outplay death for additional centuries of life in hundred-year intervals.

To have the excess buffalo meat you procure in Oregon trail appear next to your computer, ready for cooking, rather than simply going to waste.

That the presidential portraits on dollars bills would converse with you on matters of foreign affairs, politics, and law .

Panda butler.

A giant laser capable of displaying images on the moon.

One of those gems people fight over in every single fantasy novel.